isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read


p-okemonica:

chlorodream:

lady-of-redemption:

He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.

this is really, really important

absolutely incredible, this is really accurate


effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH


x-kaara-chan-x asked:
This is a tumblr hug :) Pass it on to at least 10 of your favorite followers and remember don’t break the chain (◕‿◕✿)

thank you so much :3


monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast


all1sees:

Inspired by Kuroko no Basuke

i’m wHEEZING


sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*


theblacksophisticate:

journolist:

When #IfTheyGunnedMeDown Happens in Print: 

Section from the Rolling Stone profile of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, one of two brothers who committed the Boston Marathon bombings vs section from the New York Times profile of Michael Brown, who was shot and killed by Ferguson, Missouri police officer Darren Wilson. 

H/T to @daviddtss 

This is disgusting. Fuck the NY Times! 


shit-me-sideways:

emilysrandomtumblings:

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

I actually laughed wayy louder than necessary at that.

WHY DOES THIS HAVE 300,000 NOTES BUT WHEN I TELL IT TO ANYONE IN REAL LIFE THEY JUST GROAN


sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.


safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe


allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

image

Halloween season.


popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions



vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash