makochantachibanana:

An attempted one-shot between Jean and Rin 


Anonymous asked:
My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:


mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.


dionysiandust:

ernoji:

when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

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when it’s 7am and you hear your parents getting up for work

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whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline


parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system


envy-and-pride:

slutty-bertl:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED 

whoever thought about this is a genius

envy-and-pride:

slutty-bertl:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH WHAT HAPPENED 

whoever thought about this is a genius



akitooo:

coooooooooooooulson:

videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

hahahahalmao


komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!


ultrafacts:

colourmeinterested:

ultrafacts:

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And most of the time you don’t realize you have one… until your hand goes into a bag of Salt n Vinegar Crisps.

ultrafacts:

colourmeinterested:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

And most of the time you don’t realize you have one… until your hand goes into a bag of Salt n Vinegar Crisps.


o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

o-my-boys:


electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me


willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine